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===NARRATIVE 1===
H-One night at the restaurant
People's lives changed forever
It could have been prevented
L-The rain was very heavy
It should have been an omen
The restaurant had great reviews
The internet never lies
H-This place must have been cursed
HL-Or they were all just unlucky
Never trust the weather
They deserved what they got
H-The restaurant was virtually empty
Only two tables were filled
L-Cassie and Mike had their one year anniversary
Nina and Tom were on their first date
H-What were the chances?
It was also the waiter's birthday
L-The couples had never met before
The waiter was also a stranger
But they all seemed familiar
To one another
H-It must have been the restaurant
HL-There's no other explanation
L-8:22 on Monday night
H-The appetizers started coming out
L-The couples really liked the food, for now
H-Escargots and callimari
Breadsticks and wine
L-There was love in the air
H-Even when the waiter kept looking down Nina's shirt
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The Entree (Middle)
03:01
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===NARRATIVE 2===
H-The smell of steak and fish began to fill the place
L-Four mouths began to salivate
H-Both couples were having a wonderful time
L-Both shared a kiss at the same moment
H-Cassie and Mike were planning to move in together
L-She wasn't wearing underwear, to keep things spicy
H-Nina and Tom felt an immediate connection
L-They both secretly had a crush on each other before
L-The table cloths were so long they fell to the floor
H-Both girls touched a thigh with their foot
L-Playful laughter was interrupted by the waiter
H-Supper's ready, it's time to eat
L-Feasting on the meat of dead animal bodies
H-It was the best meal of their lives
L-The scene couldn't have been any more perfect than it was
H-Then everything went dark, the power was out
HL-The waiter came over to light some candles
Nobody minded, they just kept eating
Nothing will ruin this magical evening
L-Well... almost nothing
L-The dim candle light made it more romantic
If only they knew what would happen
H-The waiter brought over some fresh ice cream on the house
Even though he knew both couples were having a blast
He almost felt like he was a part of the magic
The magic that was about to turn black
L-All of a sudden the girls didn't feel right
Something was horribly wrong
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The Dessert (End)
01:30
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===NARRATIVE 3===
L-Both girls clenched their stomachs
As a tear rolled down their cheeks
It felt like their instestines were on fire
Their bodies were too weak
L-They both let out a fart
It stained their clothes
They couldn't keep it a secret
Now everybody knows
L-They kicked out their chairs and cried
It was a race against digestive time
How fast can they run to the bathroom
L-Running made the shit come out faster
It must have been too much of a distraction
...and then they collided
H-It's like watching a movie in slow motion
Limbs flailing around while they fall to the floor
With a triumphant orchestra playing over top
H-The thud on the ground was all it took
To evacuate the evil from their bowels
Lying on the ground while shitting themselves
L-The waiter tripped over them and tried to brace his fall
He put out his hands and accidentally touched them
One up Cassie's skirt, the other down Nina's shirt
Thread the needle twice, couldn't do it if he tried
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Alternate Ending
00:40
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===NARRATIVE 4===
HL-Nobody got sick
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Nostril Caverns Milton, Ontario
NOSTRIL CAVERNS is Chris Balch since 1997.
CORA CANNING is Dave and Chris since 1999.
death/black/grind/
math/experimental/
tech/prog/improv/
avantgarde/jazz/rock
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